Raidernation Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Just catching up now after a “busy” couple of weeks.We had “3 and in” and “7 byes” which was the volley/headers version 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just saw my first Christmas advert on television. Mrs Shotgun says it was on earlier today. 71 days until Christmas. Just f**k off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malky3 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 People who sleep with their lights on People who can't park their car properly Manky b*****ds who don't wash their hands properly after being to the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 People who don’t finish sentences with a full stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 People who sleep with their lights on People who can't park their car properly Manky b*****ds who don't wash their hands properly after being to the toilet I don't tend to sleep with lights on but have been sleeping with the curtains partly open this week. I get bad terrors and light is the only thing that stops them. I haven't had any since I've left the curtains open this week. In the past if I've continued to get them through the night I've seen myself keep the lamp on next to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 People who sleep with their lights on People who can't park their car properly Manky b*****ds who don't wash their hands properly after being to the toilet I don't tend to sleep with lights on but have been sleeping with the curtains partly open this week. I get bad terrors and light is the only thing that stops them. I haven't had any since I've left the curtains open this week. In the past if I've continued to get them through the night I've seen myself keep the lamp on next to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: Just saw my first Christmas advert on television. Mrs Shotgun says it was on earlier today. 71 days until Christmas. Just f**k off I was in The Gyle shopping centre last night and saw a shop with half of the window turned over to Christmas tat. There was also the bizarre sight of a table tennis shop. Scottish Table Tennis have taken on a shop and just set it up with four table tennis tables, all of which were in use. So, you have the usual shopping centre shoppers shuffling about then in this brightly lit window is 8 sweaty pingpongers leaping about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I was in The Gyle shopping centre last night and saw a shop with half of the window turned over to Christmas tat. There was also the bizarre sight of a table tennis shop. Scottish Table Tennis have taken on a shop and just set it up with four table tennis tables, all of which were in use. So, you have the usual shopping centre shoppers shuffling about then in this brightly lit window is 8 sweaty pingpongers leaping about. Our local Tesco's seasonal aisle for the last month has had the last of the summer stuff on sale down one side (including clothes, barbeques, garden furniture), while down the other side it has all been Christmas stuff, most of which (cakes, mince pies etc) will be out of date well before Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Is there a particular reason American teen movies have high school kids that look/are 25??? Because if they cast actual teenagers the black ones would have a 75% chance of being shot dead by a cop before they finished filming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Malky3 said: People who sleep with their lights on People who can't park their car properly Manky b*****ds who don't wash their hands properly after being to the toilet I'd say the 1st 1 is rare. The 2nd 1 is very common The 3rd 1 is far too common for my liking and I now need to grab the same door handle they've touched because for some reason no toilets in the world have a push door to leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Malky3 said: People who sleep with their lights on People who can't park their car properly Manky b*****ds who don't wash their hands properly after being to the toilet I assume it's people you are sleeping with who insist on leaving the lights on that get on your nerves as opposed to other people just doing it in their own homes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I was in a pub bog recently and made an executive decision not to wash my hands as the sink was in a mankier condition than my cock... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: I was in a pub bog recently and made an executive decision not to wash my hands as the sink was in a mankier condition than my cock... I've been in that pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malky3 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I assume it's people you are sleeping with who insist on leaving the lights on that get on your nerves as opposed to other people just doing it in their own homes? It annoys me more when it happens in my house obviously cause I'm much more likely to know for a fact that everyone is definitely sleeping. But its also began to annoy me more and more when I see it elsewhere too. I do shift work and theres a high rise block of flats next to the motorway in the East End of Glasgow and I'd say at least a third of flats there have lights on at 3.30 - 4am. It didn't used to bother me. I'd just assume they were shift workers too but it's really begun to annoy me more as times gone on. Conversely I've got neighbours where I live who leave their garden lights on all day. It's a new estate and all the houses have solar panels so the electricity they are using is probably free to them anyway but that also annoys me too. I'm no eco warrior or anything like that. I think its just the share waste that bothers me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I was driving behind a Range Rover yesterday and in the middle of the rear bumper there was a small sticker. When I was close enough at a set of lights I could see that it said "f**k you Greta". Needless to say the guy driving it was a white haired, gammon faced looking p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I was driving behind a Range Rover yesterday and in the middle of the rear bumper there was a small sticker. When I was close enough at a set of lights I could see that it said "f**k you Greta". Needless to say the guy driving it was a white haired, gammon faced looking p***k.Seen a porsche with the same thing written on the spoiler the other week. Didn’t get a look at the driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just now, buchan30 said: Seen a porsche with the same thing written on the spoiler the other week. Didn’t get a look at the driver. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he was a white haired, gammon faced looking p***k. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: People who don’t finish sentences with a full stop. People who don't finish senten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: I was in a pub bog recently and made an executive decision not to wash my hands as the sink was in a mankier condition than my cock... But surely you don't actually touch the sink? You'd just be washing your hands under the running water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: But surely you don't actually touch the sink? You'd just be washing your hands under the running water. You still have to touch (most) taps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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