tamthebam Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Hillonearth said: All day wedding invitations when you were sort of hoping just for a night-time one. Rather than the fun pish-up bit, you now get to spend the entire fucking day bored shitless, making small talk and trying not to shoot your bolt by getting hammered by mid-afternoon. couldn't you just go for the "shag a bridesmaid to make the day go quicker" option? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I did that on my wedding day. Thankfully I was raring to go by teatime again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 59 minutes ago, tamthebam said: couldn't you just go for the "shag a bridesmaid to make the day go quicker" option? Ah, the good old days. Unfortunately, it's the sister of one of the missus' friends that's getting married and there's a better than even chance if I took that course of action that repercussions would be likely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 "That's it. That's the tweet" tweets. f**k off, ya welt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 48 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: "That's it. That's the tweet" tweets. f**k off, ya welt. I can't even 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. That'll be Asda delivering to one of the neighbours then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. That'll be Asda delivering to one of the neighbours then.I thought you had jumpy B.A Robertson record. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 02/02/2020 at 21:23, oldbitterandgrumpy said: 99p is effectively a pound. £9.99 is £10. It's very petty and it gets on my nerves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 "That's it. That's the tweet" tweets. f**k off, ya welt.Congratulations, you have just won the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. That'll be Asda delivering to one of the neighbours then.Either that or Oscar Pistorius has moved in. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Ah, the good old days. Unfortunately, it's the sister of one of the missus' friends that's getting married and there's a better than even chance if I took that course of action that repercussions would be likely [emoji20]No wonder you were invited to the full day when it was someone so close to you that was getting hitched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 In a restaurant when your meal arrives and your chips are in a small metal bucket, just put everything on the same plate 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 In a restaurant when your meal arrives and your chips are in a small metal bucket, just put everything on the same plateIt's a fairly minor transgression tbh compared to some of the shite restaurants serve up food on. http://wewantplates.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Amazing reference.. Absolutely super, man! (Sorry) That will keep me happy today. Now I've got Priors voice in my head now saying "shiiiidt!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 15 hours ago, ecto said: In a restaurant when your meal arrives and your chips are in a small metal bucket, just put everything on the same plate You should save the bucket just in case Bairnardo wants to go to a fancy dress party as Oor Wullie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 When you log on to a forum and you don't know why it's so unusually quiet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: When you log on to a forum and you don't know why it's so unusually quiet. I was just saying this in a pm yesterday, it seems to be dying on it's arse recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 You should save the bucket just in case Bairnardo wants to go to a fancy dress party as Oor WullieIt could be next in my Scottish Icons fancy dress tour, having done Rab C Nesbitt already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: When you log on to a forum and you don't know why it's so unusually quiet. ^^^^ Worried that most of the other posters have been arrested by the Yewtree squad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Heating been on from 3pm yesterday as mrs didnt put it back on timer but it's my fault I didnt notice.Bylin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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