Dee Man Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. Unfortunate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 [mention=1679]TheScarf[/mention], Huawei are your friend. If you're not that bothered by a plethora of apps being unavailable a new one will be great. If you are, get the mate20 Pro. I regret taking this upgrade and selling that. It should have been the other way around. This, I have the p30 Pro.Has fantastic battery life (has an ultra charge that if in need of a quick boost will take 30 mins to get to 70% from dead)Still has the Google app store too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Received an email last night to advise that I was a Euromillions winner! Needless to say I was absolutely buzzing. I was already thinking about what I'd spend the money on but I knew no matter how rich I was I'd stay humble. I did however get a bit over excited and called my boss to tell her to shove the job up her arse. Not a problem really as I'm a newly affluent lottery winner. Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Bert's colleagues hearing he's resigned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Bert's colleagues hearing he's resigned. They'll miss my input in our monthly Zoom call when I'm sitting in my boxers and have one eye on the latest episode of Judge Judy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Secret fucking Santa. Despite telling them I wanted no part in it they put my name in the hat anyway and did the draw on my day off so I pretty much have to go along with it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: On 26/11/2020 at 14:43, DiegoDiego said: Secret fucking Santa. Despite telling them I wanted no part in it they put my name in the hat anyway and did the draw on my day off so I pretty much have to go along with it now. Somebody is going to get a jobby in a box from Santa... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 26/11/2020 at 14:43, DiegoDiego said: Secret fucking Santa. Give the guy a break, he only comes once a year. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Give the guy a break, he only comes once a year. But when he comes, he fills your stockings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 But when he comes, he fills your stockings. You mean an old creepy b*****d that goes into childrens bedrooms, whilst they are sleeping, and empties his never-ending magic sack into their stockings?OFTW there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: But when he comes, he fills your stockings. Has he been saving it up all year? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, weirdcal said: You mean an old creepy b*****d that goes into childrens bedrooms, whilst they are sleeping, and empties his never-ending magic sack into their stockings? OFTW there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. Difficult but not impossible? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Football pundits starting a sentence with “listen” (Billy Dodds) or “look” (Mikey Stewart). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 The near-absence of the 5 min YouTube video, many of which previously existed I'm sure. Everything remotely interesting now seems to be at least 20 mins long (and starts with mins of please subscribe-type guff), which is useless when all you want is to dodge the boring TV adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, mathematics said: Football pundits starting a sentence with “listen” (Billy Dodds) or “look” (Mikey Stewart). It's a tactic. Politicians have been doing it for years. It gives slightly more thinking time and is intended as an alert to the listener you are about to make a salient point. The fact they never do is neither here nor there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 10:25, Bert Raccoon said: They'll miss my input in our monthly Zoom call when I'm sitting in my boxers and have one eye on the latest episode of Judge Judy. Which eye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 People responding to obvious trolls on the politics thread. Are folk really so desperate for social interaction? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which eye? Jap's. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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