tamthebam Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I went into the old one just after it closed to do a survey, not knowing where the light switches were I fumbled around in semi darkness and nearly shit myself when I turned round and thought I saw a ghost. When I finally got the lights on it was a papier mache model of the eponymous Kelty Clippie, stupid c**t. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 18/12/2021 at 10:03, Sergeant Wilson said: I heard "Shall we sing a song for you" for the first time in years. Still shite. Good funeral though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Good funeral though? Only if there was steak pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 16/12/2021 at 20:56, Trackdaybob said: Kabbaddi was ch4 on a Saturday morning wasn't it?? f**k!! I'm old Yeah, along with Transworld Sport. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: If Partick hadn't scored a 95th minute winner I'd have won £645 Delicious relegation fodder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. The best tool to remove eggshell is the eggshell itself, use the half shell to scoop it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Delicious relegation fodder.Harsh. I know Thistle aren't world beaters but I doubt they'll be near the bottom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Food packaging of the peel back here/remove film lid variety. Hardly ever comes off in one piece. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Peter Crouch is beginning to be a PTTGOYN but Dulwich Hamlet send a team up to the Queen's Park fans tournament each year and they're sound guys so fairy nuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: Food packaging of the peel back here/remove film lid variety. Hardly ever comes off in one piece. If it ever comes off at all in some cases, without having to cut through the film lid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 8 hours ago, pozbaird said: Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. I thought I was the only one like that with sachets of cat and dog food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 8 hours ago, pozbaird said: Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. It's been years since I've used sachets of cat food, but I used to have a long freezer bag clip that I'd slide down the length to make sure everything came out. One of these things below. Worked a treat, quick and easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 5 hours ago, BFTD said: that I'd slide down the length to make sure everything came out. Anyway, can you not just cut down the longer length and the full sachet opens up and easily emptied. This is what I do with curry sauces. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 3 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Anyway, can you not just cut down the longer length and the full sachet opens up and easily emptied. This is what I do with curry sauces. Nah, I’m not bringing scissors and cutting into things so early in the morning. Gravy and cat food juice dripping everywhere, just for one more chunk of Felix Tasty Shreads? Away and have a word with yourself man. Reported! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Nah, I’m not bringing scissors and cutting into things so early in the morning. Gravy and cat food juice dripping everywhere, just for one more chunk of Felix Tasty Shreads? Away and have a word with yourself man. Reported! Ask Santa for a pair of these..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just about out of shower gel this close to lynx Africa day 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 On 19/12/2021 at 16:38, pozbaird said: Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. That! That's a PTTGOMN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Need to phone the doctor between 8:30am and 11am to get an appointment. Phoned at 9:10 and was on hold for 15 mins so hung up to try again later. Phoned again at 10:50, on hold until I got through at 11:01, when I was told to try again tomorrow. Seething. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 55 minutes ago, Slacker said: Need to phone the doctor between 8:30am and 11am to get an appointment. Phoned at 9:10 and was on hold for 15 mins so hung up to try again later. Phoned again at 10:50, on hold until I got through at 11:01, when I was told to try again tomorrow. Seething. This is not petty, brother. The phone system at GP surgeries is a complete scandal. #IStandWithSlacker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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