DiegoDiego Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Paying through the nose for expedited delivery for a PCR test (linked to via the government website) only for them to wait six days before handing the package to the couriers.Paid with debit card so no chance of getting money back, but to whom should I complain? It's gonna be lonely this Christmas... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 2 hours ago, BFTD said: MORE OFFENSIVE THAN "MANDINGO"! MORE SHOCKING THAN "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR"! MORE EROTIC THAN "DEEP THROAT"! You will cream in your jeans when you see... My brothers picked that as the Christmas Day family movie, completely forgetting about the Catholic High School Girls in Trouble scene. Oh that was a bit of a mood killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Paying through the nose for expedited delivery for a PCR test (linked to via the government website) only for them to wait six days before handing the package to the couriers. Paid with debit card so no chance of getting money back, but to whom should I complain? It's gonna be lonely this Christmas... Day 2 test? Only people worth complaining to are the firm you bought it from, I did manage to get a refund for a fit to fly test that never arrived. As far as I know there are no checks on whether you take the day 2 test, just that you paid for it, so if I was you I'd take a free LFT and if it's negative you're a free man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil? Nobody wants to shift it so everyone will agree to "lose" it. It's probably in a warehouse somewhere hidden under some rubbish. Edited December 24, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 32 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil? You should have bought it from ACME. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 40 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You should have bought it from ACME. They would have just left it precariously placed on a cliff edge over the M8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil? We can lose anything 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 24 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: We can lose anything I "liked" that but, you know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I "liked" that but, you know... In fairness the FK postcode is covered by subby's and not UPS drivers, i can give you a number to call that can help you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Andy Dufresne said: In fairness the FK postcode is covered by subby's and not UPS drivers, i can give you a number to call that can help you. So what you're saying is that the FK UPS are not down to you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: We can lose anything So you're saying there's hope for @virginton? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: UPS have lost my parcel. How the f**k do you lose a 132lb anvil? Dropping it in the sea should do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 I wanted to watch Ted II straight after Ted. Mrs. B said one was enough and her dad might want to watch something else. They’re watching white house fucking down. It was 40 minutes in when they switched it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Left Back said: I wanted to watch Ted II straight after Ted. Mrs. B said one was enough and her dad might want to watch something else. They’re watching white house fucking down. It was 40 minutes in when they switched it on. Could be worse, could have been Call the Midwife, then Eastenders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Could be worse, could have been Call the Midwife, then Eastenders Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Soapy FFC said: Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys And can be no worse than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Scrub that, it could be worse. Mrs Brown's Boys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 The noise of somebody rummaging around a poly bag, especially in the dark, whilst you're lying in bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 And can be no worse than that.Miranda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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