Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[die hard doonhamer]

2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Shite like Mars Bars are meant to be soft in the middle. Keep it in the cupboard.
Bars of solid chocolate go in the fridge for that lovely crunchy snap when you bite into them.

Folk who like melty chocolate are Fudge Tunnel fans. Fact.

^^^ gets it

[19QOS19]

Is it in the fridge in the shops when you buy it? NAW

Eggs as well but most folk seem to put them in the fridge and most fridges come with the wee egg holders. Does the temperature of an unfertilised embryo really make much difference before it's cooked

[topcat(The most tip top)]

 

Fingered some slag there x 2

 

2 fingers? or 2 slags?

[Boghead ranter]

11 hours ago, philpy said:

I made the mistake of putting a boost in the fridge at work the other day, bad move.

If you worked in my work, some c**t would have nicked it.

[GordonD]

7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

 

Eggs as well but most folk seem to put them in the fridge and most fridges come with the wee egg holders. Does the temperature of an unfertilised embryo really make much difference before it's cooked

 

Also an egg that has been in the fridge will crack when you boil it.

[Tommy Nooka]

18 hours ago, monkeyblair said:

A Topic from the fridge sounds great.

I'll never be eating a Topic again, thought I'd broken a tooth when I was eating one recently but it turns out it was just a bit of stone in the bar that also looks remarkably like a bit of hazelnut.

 

[Hedgecutter]

If you worked in my work, some c**t would have nicked it.

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

...

[NorthernJambo]

  
We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:
 
Dear all,
Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.
 
Kind regards
 
...

So is it the milk or the "sello tape" that she's eating? No wonder the company are confiscating her shit. She'll just eat it. Weirdo.

[Hillonearth]

14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

...

#Oneloveyouroffice

#Prayforthesellotape

#Respect

[Widge]

I have chosen today of all days to inspect both a car park and a roof. Firmly expect to be getting a cold at some point in the very near future.

[Swarley]

43 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

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Maybe take a couple of days off work Hedgie, this is only going to end with her bringing an AK47 to work and 'resolving her issues'.

[Boghead ranter]

2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

...

I fully expect this to be my company's mission statement in the near-to-middling future.

[Miguel Sanchez]

6 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

 

 

Fingered some slag there x 2

 

 

[Dee Man]

3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

...

Someone should've written on the bottom of the note 'Get semi-skimmed next time'.

[Shandon Par]

4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

...

 

Send one to "all". A new "word of the week" feature for employees to learn and develop their vocabulary:

 

NOUN

narcissist

1. a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves:

   "narcissists who think the world revolves around them" ·

   [More]

   "narcissists preening themselves in front of the mirror"

[Fae_the_'briggs]

A bit late with this but never mind, it's still annoying. Cup draws on Teletext, they pick out a few fixtures to tell you about but ignore the rest of draw. Example: Betfred League Cup Draw last week they told us there was a Dundee derby and an Ayrshire Derby, that was basically it. Why don't they simply show the complete draw, not too difficult nor would it take up any more pages. 

[Dee Man]

2 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said:

A bit late with this but never mind, it's still annoying. Cup draws on Teletext, they pick out a few fixtures to tell you about but ignore the rest of draw. Example: Betfred League Cup Draw last week they told us there was a Dundee derby and an Ayrshire Derby, that was basically it. Why don't they simply show the complete draw, not too difficult nor would it take up any more pages. 

The draws were only released within the last couple of hours.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

4 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said:

A bit late with this but never mind, it's still annoying. Cup draws on Teletext, they pick out a few fixtures to tell you about but ignore the rest of draw. Example: Betfred League Cup Draw last week they told us there was a Dundee derby and an Ayrshire Derby, that was basically it. Why don't they simply show the complete draw, not too difficult nor would it take up any more pages. 

You seem to be Bamboozled.

[Cerberus]

5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 

 

We got a tear stained 'email to all' (well, would have been soaking if not digital) last week from a wifey that had put a sign on the fridge door after someone/folk kept stealing her milk. Well, someone stealing the sign the next day was the straw that broke the camel's back:

 

Dear all,

Yesterday I emailed you all to highlight the theft of my milk that I pay for out of my own pay packet. Because a number of you are out of office this week and therefore may not see my email when they return I went to the effort of writing a sign for all to see. As I am sure management would agree this is a waste of both my own and company time and at this point I should also highlight that sello tape has gone missing from my desk on at least two occasions this year!!! If you want to borrow my tape then just ask or if I am not at my desk then type me an email. For the sign to be taken off of the fridge less than 24 hours after I put it up is highly disrespectful. I am not the only person in the department to have food stolen from them and therefore this sign was placed to help EVERYONE. I hoped for more respect from my colleagues. I am not looking to name and shame the culprit(s) and you know who you are. I'm sure that I speak for everybody reading this hoping that respect for each other as both friends and colleagues improves in future. Better respect makes for a better department.

 

Kind regards

 

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Pass this onto her-

On her milk put a sign that says - I spat in this and I have herpes. Drink it at your own risk ya c***s.
And on the stapler put a sign that says - I wiped this on my fanny and I have herpes. Use at your own risk ya c***s.

Basically, having herpes is your friend here.

[Fae_the_'briggs]

18 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

The draws were only released within the last couple of hours.

The sections draw was made last week, the fixtures were released a couple of hours ago.