Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Why is it physically impossible to open one of those sachet/pouches of cat food without getting even the tiniest sliver of food or gravy splashed on you? No matter how carefully I rip it, I always end up having to wash my hands/wrists. Utterly rage inducing. Its vile stuff, I could be close to death through starvation, and I probably still couldn't eat a sachet of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People who piss all over toilet seats. I'm no stranger to a wayward piss getting on the bowl but why would you leave the seat down and leave it for the next person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: OFTW I keep seeing this. What does it mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: I keep seeing this. What does it mean? Our friend Tony wins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Our friend Tony wins. A nugget of gold in a tsunami of pish from Zen [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, GordonD said: I keep seeing this. What does it mean? One For The Watching. The type of person who gives away the fact that they are more than likely on the sex offenders register by admitting that they own pizza scissors; pish with their balls out; wipe their arse while standing up; order a roll on sausage etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 TalkSport's obsession with turning everything into a football conversation. Couldn't actually give a toss about cycling / cricket, but pressing studio guests from these sports into bland chat about the English Premiership bugs me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: TalkSport . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 The Royal Family summoning their staff from all across the country just to announce the Chooky Embra's retirement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 What's with all the "Tony" chat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People who say twice as small, four times as small rather than half or quarter the size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Wind turbines with only two blades. It's three or nothing you cheap b******ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: Why is it physically impossible to open one of those sachet/pouches of cat food without getting even the tiniest sliver of food or gravy splashed on you? No matter how carefully I rip it, I always end up having to wash my hands/wrists. Utterly rage inducing. The best solution here would be to get rid of the cat and get a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 The monarchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Hormonal Hoovering. When Doris clatters around the house, chipping the skirting boards, sucking up everything from socks to parts of the settee. After 10 minutes she asks why it's not working, only for you to find out it's a hair clip that has caused the blockage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 13 hours ago, Dee Man said: Why is it physically impossible to open one of those sachet/pouches of cat food without getting even the tiniest sliver of food or gravy splashed on you? No matter how carefully I rip it, I always end up having to wash my hands/wrists. Utterly rage inducing. Whatever you do then don't ever buy a bashed tin of soup that has the ring-pull type opening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People at work who feel the need to tell you, or display, how overwhelmed they are.Constantly in a state of panic or disarray, almost attempting to justify their existence.You're not busy, just shit at your job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Poor Matthew Bryce spent 32 hours on a surf board and thought he would die, then he got rescued and was recovering in hospital then Jackie Bird comes to interview him, give the boy a fucking break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People at work who feel the need to tell you, or display, how overwhelmed they are.Constantly in a state of panic or disarray, almost attempting to justify their existence.You're not busy, just shit at your job! I don't know what you do or what working environment you have but what I will say is I have seen some very talented people really struggle at work from being overloaded.There are of course cases where people are just crap at the job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 The wife decided to treat me to a 4K telly. Just flicked onto Question Time. Its like watching a horror movie. Never seen so many sweaty, greasy faces and nasty greasy hairdos in my puff! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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