pleslie99 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Some dickhead crashed into me at a roundabout this morning and a took off. I was that taken back, I didn't catch their reg plate. Police said they doubt they'll catch whoever did it. This exact thing happened to me yesterday, guy plowed into the back of me, I get out, he turns in the road and fucks off. I got part of his reg but not the whole thing, police said they doubt they will get him! p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 There's a bint on Pointless called Amber, pronounced Am-berrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Barstaff that think a Soda Water and Lime consists of soda water and a slice of lime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Barstaff that think a Soda Water and Lime consists of soda water and a slice of lime. This. Just bar staff in general that assume they know what stuff is. The amount of mistakes I've had to correct for people working with me is unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 When c***s arranged to meet for a drink at a specific time and nobody else arrives on time. Bumped [emoji26] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: When c***s arranged to meet for a drink at a specific time and nobody else arrives on time. Bumped Tony will be there, he never lets friends down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 When c***s arranged to meet for a drink at a specific time and nobody else arrives on time. Bumped [emoji26] Enjoy a pint in solace. Few things finer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: When c***s arranged to meet for a drink at a specific time and nobody else arrives on time. Bumped I sometimes wonder why I bother arranging to meet folk at a time. I should just say meet me here when you can be arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Enjoy a pint in solace. Few things finer. This, this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 It wasn't long after until the couple in question arrived, followed in around ten minute intervals by others until a couple of wids over an hour later. Why? Just don't fucking bother, oh look at me I'm late arriving. Eh, f**k off cunto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Thanks for the drink though. Latey McLate Late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 11 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Some dickhead crashed into me at a roundabout this morning and a took off. I was that taken back, I didn't catch their reg plate. Police said they doubt they'll catch whoever did it. Was it in East Kilbride? I saw just such a thing happen and noted the reg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Agreed last night to do a shift today, and now I'm missing the football and a chance to catch up with a family member who I haven't seen for a couple of years (he's a Clyde fan so that's not too bad) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 In Keith (the town in Moray), most house walls are made of ~80% stone and ~20% cement, but one particular house on the A96 has more cement than stone. Annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Stuck at work for Montrose' biggest game since the trapdoor playoff games and they weren't for anything positive. Basically shift work sucks dead donkey balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 On 04/05/2017 at 18:06, Hedgecutter said: Wind turbines with only two blades. It's three or nothing you cheap b******ds. Tipple helix turbines must really boil you piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Aidan said: Agreed last night to do a shift today, and now I'm missing the football and a chance to catch up with a family member who I haven't seen for a couple of years (he's a Clyde fan so that's not too bad) Company man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 The amount of twats wearing football colours at the snooker. or just the amount of football colours worn in general 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Waking up to find the downstairs part of the house like a bombsite after having a party yesterday. On the plus side though, we've got a shitload of drink left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 People who feed pigeons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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