The_Kincardine Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, supermik said: The wife decided to treat me to a 4K telly. Just flicked onto Question Time. Its like watching a horror movie. Never seen so many sweaty, greasy faces and nasty greasy hairdos in my puff! Even back in the day of 625 lines we knew politicians were oleaginous f**k-wits. Increasing the screen definition makes no odds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: Even back in the day of 625 lines we knew politicians were oleaginous f**k-wits. Increasing the screen definition makes no odds. I thought you were a 405 lines type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I thought you were a 405 lines type. I still deprecate the demise of the home service on the wireless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Sorry, I've been playing video games all night Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Sorry, I've been playing video games all night Glenn Hoddle It's people referring to him as 'gaffer' that always irritates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, jmothecat said: It's people referring to him as 'gaffer' that always irritates me. Man United's continued, evidently reluctant existence in the Europa League means Paul Ince is constantly plopped on a sofa next to him, doing exactly this. Ian Wright is another who's prone to it. Cretins, to a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: The best solution here would be to get rid of the cat and get a dog. I couldn't do that. I'd miss getting woken up at 4am, having my furniture and doors scratched to bits, having any wires in the house chewed to bits, having the venetian blind slats snapped, having furballs spewed up all over the house etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Doing a 14hr shift, getting home at 10:40, bed at midnight, up at 2am with 2 year old who's given up on sleep for the night and currently kicking her football round the living room.Only saving grace is I'm off today so no torturous shift to look forward to. Fml (f**k my life) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 English election coverage when everycunt talks about mares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 What happened to the Tony thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 10 hours ago, supermik said: The wife decided to treat me to a 4K telly. Just flicked onto Question Time. Its like watching a horror movie. Never seen so many sweaty, greasy faces and nasty greasy hairdos in my puff! ^^^^^ Horrific Club Photos thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just now, Adam said: What happened to the Tony thread? Gold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Gold Cheers. Absolutely fantastic entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Adam said: What happened to the Tony thread? It has been sent to Blisstonia. Well known for its high levels of bliss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 What happened to the Tony thread? It never existed. It was all a figment of the imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Some dickhead crashed into me at a roundabout this morning and a took off. I was that taken back, I didn't catch their reg plate. Police said they doubt they'll catch whoever did it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Some dickhead crashed into me at a roundabout this morning and a took off. I was that taken back, I didn't catch their reg plate. Police said they doubt they'll catch whoever did it. Even if you had the reg plod would still do f**k all about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Gold ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOULsorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOULsorry. Oh Tony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Poor Matthew Bryce spent 32 hours on a surf board and thought he would die, then he got rescued and was recovering in hospital then Jackie Bird comes to interview him, give the boy a fucking break. Jackie Bird. A wid for auld c***s of my vintage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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