Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 45 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What's the fucking story with folk saying "idears" instead of ideas? Arseholes. Why do you arks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What's the fucking story with folk saying "idears" instead of ideas? Apple are bloody everywhere. 9 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: What do you call a deer with no eyes? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What's the fucking story with folk saying "idears" instead of ideas? Arseholes. They are inbred? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Yep, TV for the lowest common denominator. But enough about Question Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: What do you call a deer with no eyes? 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? And to complete the trilogy, where do you find a deer with no eyes and no legs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 30 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Why do you aks? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Walking along pavements at this time of year and constantly having to check if you have either stood in dugshite or a small pile of rotting leaves. Fortunately mostly the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Why do you arks? Cannot stand hearing that. Although at least it’s only said. I’ve seen the word “drawer” written as “draw” on more than one occasion. Even started doubting myself and checked it online to see. English accents are to blame. This way to the sea please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 On thre pronunciation front, the extra syllable in mischievous, making it mischievious. That's up there with pacifically and definately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: On thre pronunciation front, the extra syllable in mischievous, making it mischievious. That's up there with pacifically and definately. Nucular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Nucular I could of included that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Jewelry being pronounced “Jew-ler-ee” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 42 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Jewelry being pronounced “Jew-ler-ee” Apologies - i do that and had never read the word carefully until you pointed out the error of my ways just now. I will try to be a better person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, coprolite said: Apologies - i do that and had never read the word carefully until you pointed out the error of my ways just now. I will try to be a better person That's the American spelling though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: That's the American spelling though. Thanks. Have looked up. British version is Jewellery so i'm not a bad person after all. At least not for that reason anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Secret fucking Santa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 That massive fucking PS5 advert in the middle of the page I keep clicking. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 47 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Secret fucking Santa. I don't mind it, beats exchanging shite presents with the whole extended family and I only have to buy one shite present, apart from close relatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I don't mind it, beats exchanging shite presents with the whole extended family and I only have to buy one shite present, apart from close relatives.If it's family then I totally see the benefit, but this is one of those shitty workplace semi-mandatory affairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Arseholes at work who can't use basic Outlook functions e.g. just add the agenda into the meeting in calendar instead of emailing everyone, just add the conference call details into meeting in calendar instead of emailing everyone, just use the calendar function so see when people are free instead of emailing everyone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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