Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 49 minutes ago, coprolite said: I was watching some kids thing, with my children, about 5 years ago which relied on rhyming sore and paw. I'm still fuming. I lived in darkest Humberside until I was about 6 or 7 and was forever correcting my (Scottish, well-spoken) parents on pronunciations. “No mummy, it’s not vicar it’s vickah”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, coprolite said: Egg felch Eggy felch felch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 44 minutes ago, GordonD said: Easter is a pile of crap anyway. The god-botherers bang on about how Jesus died for our sins. But isn't the whole basis of their religion that he CAME BACK TO LIFE? Not much of a sacrifice at all, is it? Aye, and it's supposed to be all about the terrible suffering he endured, but he took the hump with the whole thing and asked his old man to put an end to it after a couple of hours. He probably suffered less than any other victim of crucifixion in history. But, he brought us chocolate eggs afterwards, so I think he's still on the Good Guy list overall. The Christians really need to play that aspect up more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: I lived in darkest Humberside until I was about 6 or 7 and was forever correcting my (Scottish, well-spoken) parents on pronunciations. “No mummy, it’s not vicar it’s vickah”. I have cousins who grew up in Essex, and it took me a while as a kid to understand why the "What's a bison? It's a thing you wash your face in" joke didn't work in my weegie accent. Edited February 20, 2021 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Easter is a pile of crap anyway. The god-botherers bang on about how Jesus died for our sins. But isn't the whole basis of their religion that he CAME BACK TO LIFE? Not much of a sacrifice at all, is it? He was deid for three days. He gave up a bank holiday weekend you ungrateful b*****d. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Shotgun said: He was deid for three days. He gave up a bank holiday weekend you ungrateful b*****d. True, but the traffic would have been murder so he was better off in the cave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 9 hours ago, BFTD said: Aye, and it's supposed to be all about the terrible suffering he endured, but he took the hump with the whole thing and asked his old man to put an end to it after a couple of hours. He probably suffered less than any other victim of crucifixion in history. But, he brought us chocolate eggs afterwards, so I think he's still on the Good Guy list overall. The Christians really need to play that aspect up more. Fucking right. What confectionary delights did Mohammed give us? None. Don’t even get me started on Moses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Don’t even get me started on Moses. Fucking basket case. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Fucking right. What confectionary delights did Mohammed give us? None. Don’t even get me started on Moses. Nutallah 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 47 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Nutallah Got some last week at the infideli 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Fucking right. What confectionary delights did Mohammed give us? None. Salman Rushdie found. When his agent said "Salman, blend in with the fanatics and disguise yourself as an old seething Arab" I don't think he quite understood.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Salman Rushdie found. When his agent said "Salman, blend in with the fanatics and disguise yourself as an old seething Arab" I don't think he quite understood.. What an Eidiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Reading a few posts on here recently has me extremely confused - is it "In the Sea" or In the Bin" I don't want to look foolish and use the incorrect terminoligy......... oh, on that not is it "Simps" or "Clownshoes"....it's all just so confusing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: Reading a few posts on here recently has me extremely confused - is it "In the Sea" or In the Bin" I don't want to look foolish and use the incorrect terminoligy......... oh, on that not is it "Simps" or "Clownshoes"....it's all just so confusing Get in the sea. File safely in the bin*. *only to be used if you are a “main player” though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get in the sea. File safely in the bin*. *only to be used if you are a “main player” though. wise words, I appreciate your feedback. I am absolutely a minor player here so will avoid use of such language. I was going to post all day and all night on the Covid19 thread with my contrary views but suspect that should be left to the main players too.....phew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: My kids leaving the lid off the toothpaste. I've actually just sent them a picture of it with lid on seeing as they only ever pay attention to things on their bloody phones. My grandchildren used to do that, then I told them flies like to lay eggs in toothpaste which is why you have to put the lid back on. Worked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just ordered a bed from 'beds.co.uk'. They said the courier company would be in touch to organise a delivery date. Premier Deliveries then send me a text telling me to pick an option from a list of dates, except none are available. I give them a call and they want an extra £30 to deliver to my address. I suggest I'll just cancel the order as I've already paid for delivery and it seems like they're chancing it. Quick, 'speak to the manager sir and see what I can do' and the delivery fee is waived and they give me a date and hang up before I can reply. Give 'beds.co.uk' a quick call and they confirm it's now been accepted for delivery and that the courier company has, 'graciously waived their delivery charge.' I looked up the company on TrustPilot: https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/premierdeliveries.co.uk?b=MjAyMS0wMS0yNlQxNDo1ODowMi4wMDBafDYwMTAyZGZhNjc5ZDk3MDVjODVhMWUxY3wt Based on this, I expect I'll have a host of issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just ordered a bed from 'beds.co.uk'. They said the courier company would be in touch to organise a delivery date. Premier Deliveries then send me a text telling me to pick an option from a list of dates, except none are available. I give them a call and they want an extra £30 to deliver to my address. I suggest I'll just cancel the order as I've already paid for delivery and it seems like they're chancing it. Quick, 'speak to the manager sir and see what I can do' and the delivery fee is waived and they give me a date and hang up before I can reply. Give 'beds.co.uk' a quick call and they confirm it's now been accepted for delivery and that the courier company has, 'graciously waived their delivery charge.' I looked up the company on TrustPilot: https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/premierdeliveries.co.uk?b=MjAyMS0wMS0yNlQxNDo1ODowMi4wMDBafDYwMTAyZGZhNjc5ZDk3MDVjODVhMWUxY3wt Based on this, I expect I'll have a host of issues.I reckon the last 5 reviews are the same person who's had a bad experience. Surely 5 separate folk can't be so bad at spelling? [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I reckon the last 5 reviews are the same person who's had a bad experience. Surely 5 separate folk can't be so bad at spelling? Go to the junior forum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) People who talk about the importance of "getting an away goal" in a 1-0 first leg away win. Other than potentially helping you win the tie on aggregate, it quite literally gives you no additional benefit. Edited February 23, 2021 by Todd_is_God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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