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6 minutes ago, Falkirk_Bairn_1983 said:

Stupidly just had a look at onef. Jesus there a bunch of moaning pr!cks on that forum. Should just close the place down!!

It’s a bit sad, that’s true. It always amazes me that Raith Rovers Fantalk is so lively and vibrant, yet we end up with a forum that feels like a big black thunderstorm cloud is permanently in place, and it’s constantly pouring down over there.

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3 minutes ago, Duncan Freemason said:

It’s a bit sad, that’s true. It always amazes me that Raith Rovers Fantalk is so lively and vibrant, yet we end up with a forum that feels like a big black thunderstorm cloud is permanently in place, and it’s constantly pouring down over there.

It's all BPMs fault, apparently. My account got locked out when they updated the last time round. Ah well. 

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24 minutes ago, Newmember said:

I don't think Hartley has any chance of getting a loan player from Dundee maybe Aberdeen or St.mirren yes 

 

Yarr, matey. Thank ye for the info. 

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1 hour ago, Duncan Freemason said:

Perfect placement by the bookies. Why would they place us anywhere else? Why would we want to be placed anywhere else?

Parachute payments to Ross County and Partick, sugar daddy cash to County, DUFC with the biggest support, and who will spend regardless of whether they have the money or not, and ICT because............well, I am not quite sure.

The Fifers have closed in the betting only because Flood was released from his comedy gold contract.

5th favourites is perfectly fine. Bookies will be looking at our signings statistically, and probably haven’t seen pictures of our new chaps yet. Lazy bookies not even prepared to go out and by copies of Vogue and GQ.

Who know's what's going to happen this season, the league is probably the most competitive for many years.  But with the new signings, despite most of them being as yet unproven,  I can't remember looking forward to a season as much as this one.  I like the way PH has going about his business and we haven't gone for the usual cast offs from teams round about us but cast the net further afield.  Can't wait until the season starts :) 

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Good of the World Cup committee to organise a pause in proceedings to give me an opportunity to see our new team in action. Who knows what will happen but very excited to see what unfolds. A weird/good feeling though going to watch players that on the whole I/we have no idea what like and that I’ve not already written off. [emoji12]


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8 minutes ago, DeeBairn said:

Who or what is a Steven mill though, and why does it need outed? 

Steven Mill is a multi-faced evil presence. He does various Pars-related things, such as the occasional pre-match video interview or hosts the hospitality, hosts Capital radio's breakfast show (apparently - his mugshot has been on buses recently) but chiefly Steven Mill Out resents him for his work on the Soccer FM podcast, where each week he takes great delight in bashing "lowly Falkirk". Though in his defence he got it tight from a couple of Falkirk players the season before when you had the upper hand. 

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4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Steven Mill is a multi-faced evil presence. He does various Pars-related things, such as the occasional pre-match video interview or hosts the hospitality, hosts Capital radio's breakfast show (apparently - his mugshot has been on buses recently) but chiefly Steven Mill Out resents him for his work on the Soccer FM podcast, where each week he takes great delight in bashing "lowly Falkirk". Though in his defence he got it tight from a couple of Falkirk players the season before when you had the upper hand. 

Ah right, so he's a smelly bellend that uses the p&b pod st to advance his own mental agenda? :thumsup2

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Just now, DeeBairn said:

Ah right, so he's a smelly bellend that uses the p&b pod st to advance his own mental agenda? :thumsup2

It's quite a strong description of @Steven Mill Out but essentially you're right. When Steven Mill is eventually found with a large axe sticking out of his head it shouldn't take them long o clear up the case. 

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8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It's quite a strong description of @Steven Mill Out but essentially you're right. When Steven Mill is eventually found with a large axe sticking out of his head it shouldn't take them long o clear up the case. 

There'll be no charges, as he is a vile propagandist and will rightly be seen to have brought it on himself. When I first saw the screen name I briefly thought it was something to do with the mill inn in falkirk.. 

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38 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Steven Mill is a multi-faced evil presence. 

Sums it up almost word for word like I would.

34 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It's quite a strong description of @Steven Mill Out but essentially you're right. When Steven Mill is eventually found with a large axe sticking out of his head it shouldn't take them long o clear up the case. 

Shocking twisting of words, expected better from you Shandon. Also to be clear, I do not want death, just a retirement from the podcast.

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Just now, Steven Mill Out said:

Sums it up almost word for word like I would.

Shocking twisting of words, expected better from you Shandon. Also to be clear, I do not want death, just a retirement from the podcast.

How about we exile him to the Mill Inn? 

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10 minutes ago, Steven Mill Out said:

Sums it up almost word for word like I would.

Shocking twisting of words, expected better from you Shandon. Also to be clear, I do not want death, just a retirement from the podcast.

It would doubtless be their most listened to episode should you chop 'em up mid show. 

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23 minutes ago, DeeBairn said:

How about we exile him to the Mill Inn? 

Too far imo.

13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It would doubtless be their most listened to episode should you chop 'em up mid show. 

Don't rate my chances very highly of that happening given that I had already offered him a square go at the East Port just after New Year and he never turned up.

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5 minutes ago, Steven Mill Out said:

Too far imo.

Don't rate my chances very highly of that happening given that I had already offered him a square go at the East Port just after New Year and he never turned up.

These Pars are all bottle merchants. Not surprised to hear that. 

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14 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said:

Sorry to pop in and hijack your thread, but are any of you lot not following Froxy on Instagram? I went on just there to see what he's been up to, and his latest photo is an absolute cracker.

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Old news bro 

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