A96 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Owen Hargreaves Keeps saying Ryan ‘frasier’ I was just about to post the very same thing , min ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 45 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Owen Hargreaves Keeps saying Ryan ‘frasier’ North Americans really don't know how that name works. Every variation of it is pronounced that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 There's a bit of wind and rain on the way and it's got to have a name. It's the winter in Scotland; wind and rain then since 1 million years BC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 A surfer in Hastings who lost his board in powerful waves was rescued by police, coastguard teams, a helicopter and a lifeboat. He had been missing at sea for about an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Spring Onion said: A surfer in Hastings who lost his board in powerful waves was rescued by police, coastguard teams, a helicopter and a lifeboat. He had been missing at sea for about an hour. Is the fact that he survived the bit that got on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Is the fact that he survived the bit that got on your nerves? A bit yeah, so many other lives put at risk because he wanted to surf in a storm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 When you pull a pair of jeans out of the dryer, enjoy the lovely feeling of warm denim on your legs, and brand your belly with the manufacturer's logo on the red-hot metal button. Every. Fucking. Time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Paper straws. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 A surfer in Hastings who lost his board in powerful waves was rescued by police, coastguard teams, a helicopter and a lifeboat. He had been missing at sea for about an hour.Darwin's law. Let the c**t get on with it himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 58 minutes ago, Spring Onion said: A bit yeah, so many other lives put at risk because he wanted to surf in a storm. Air Sea Rescue get really pissed off at the Jumblies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 42 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: When you pull a pair of jeans out of the dryer, enjoy the lovely feeling of warm denim on your legs, and brand your belly with the manufacturer's logo on the red-hot metal button. Every. Fucking. Time. Tip - Try cutting a wee strip of blue asbestos about the size of a plaster and tape this to the requisite belly part until the stud cools down. Works for me. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 People that cannot close doors quietly, either slamming them shut or pushing them shut without using the handle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 43 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Tip - Try cutting a wee strip of blue asbestos about the size of a plaster and tape this to the requisite belly part until the stud cools down. Works for me. HTH I might just try flogging myself in that region until a callus forms. That'll be my excuse if I'm ever caught, at any rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, peasy23 said: Paper straws. Correct. What is the point? Just drink from the cup instead of creating more waste 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: That was a typical Sunday afternoon for our family when I was a kid. Something something millennials something something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 The chairs, in pubs, that go round in such a way that the arms join the back. So when you put your coat on the chair it is pretty much guaranteed that it'll get knocked on the floor several times. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 It's Scotland. It's February. It's been snowing. Some roaster has the window open on the bus. Fecking walk if you like fresh air so much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Flashscore using DUN as the abbreviation for Dunfermline and DUF for Dundee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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