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1 minute ago, Spring Onion said:

A surfer in Hastings who lost his board in powerful waves was rescued by police, coastguard teams, a helicopter and a lifeboat. He had been missing at sea for about an hour.

Is the fact that he survived the bit that got on your nerves?

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When you pull a pair of jeans out of the dryer, enjoy the lovely feeling of warm denim on your legs, and brand your belly with the manufacturer's logo on the red-hot metal button.

Every. Fucking. Time.

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A surfer in Hastings who lost his board in powerful waves was rescued by police, coastguard teams, a helicopter and a lifeboat. He had been missing at sea for about an hour.

Darwin's law. Let the c**t get on with it himself.
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42 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

When you pull a pair of jeans out of the dryer, enjoy the lovely feeling of warm denim on your legs, and brand your belly with the manufacturer's logo on the red-hot metal button.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Tip - Try cutting a wee strip of blue asbestos about the size of a plaster and tape this to the requisite belly part until the stud cools down. Works for me. HTH

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43 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Tip - Try cutting a wee strip of blue asbestos about the size of a plaster and tape this to the requisite belly part until the stud cools down. Works for me. HTH

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I might just try flogging myself in that region until a callus forms.

That'll be my excuse if I'm ever caught, at any rate.

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